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Episode 264: Three Biased Lads

Patron Producer:¬†David Klabo The boys are back and talking about YOUR USL¬†EASTERN CONFERENCE CHAMPION¬†TAMPA BAY ROWDIES! We’re joined by an extremely special guest as co-founder and OG co-host Dan joins Matt and Stephen to talk about Tampa Bay’s¬†win over Louisville¬†and his trip to see it. Matt and Dan break down the game like old times, […]


Episode 263 – Legend Lucky

Patron Producer:¬†Jeff Hernden DOWN GOES CHARLESTON! This is not an¬†Irn-Bru¬†fueled fever dream – Tampa Bay got a¬†win over the Battery¬†when it matters most and the Rowdies ARE HEADED TO THE EASTERN CONFERENCE FINAL vs.¬†John Hackworth¬†and Louisville City. The guys break down the big win over Charleston, check in on the Western Conference, and preview the […]



Patron Producer:¬†Randall Gainforth The Rowdies have advanced to the Eastern Conference Semifinals and we’ve got it covered. From the¬†4-2 dub over Birmingham¬†to a¬†5th preview of the Charleston Battery, we’re in¬†full post-season mode! We also discuss the other Eastern Conference results, predict that side of the bracket, and talk some handballs-n-VAR because of the¬†latest kerfluffle¬†in the […]


Episode 259: Evan Yell-ouro

Patron Producer:¬†Jake Hunter The guys talk about the¬†2-0 win¬†over PU2, including¬†THAT MOMENT¬†of brilliance from GK Evan Louro, present the¬†Group H¬†standings, review other notable games from Group H and the Eastern Conference, single out some games of interest coming up this week, ponder the¬†Group G¬†standings and the PPG Table, then preview the Rowdies next two games, […]


Episode 258: Oh, My…ami

Patron Producer: Jeff Shapiro A live post-game show! The guys break down the Rowdies 1:0 loss to Charleston and the 3:0 win over Miami, check out the Group H standings, review the latest Rowdies Gaming news, go over the latest Group G standings and the PPG table and discuss the Rowdies latest signing, Alex Davey!


Episode 257: 3-4-3 Points

Patron Producer:¬†Mike Manganello On the night many sports leagues went on strike, we talk about the current events, introduce our newest patron and lament the circumstances that brought him to us, then review the Rowdies¬†2-1 win¬†over ATL2, run through the Group H and G standings, check out the PPG table, mourn the¬†loss of STLFC, discuss […]


Episode 255 – The Suite Life of Matt and Stephen

Patreon Producer:¬†Bryce Lawson With two games coming up this week vs. 2 of the Rowdies recent opponents, tonight’s show got a little weird. (The 5OT Tampa Bay Lightning game going on at the same time didn’t help…) We talked about the Rowdies¬†3-0 win in Miami, the sudden significance of¬†Max Lachowecki,¬†the current state of¬†Groups H¬†(that’s Group […]


Episode 254: Magic Johnson

Patron Producer: Ryan Blank This was a fun one! The guys start the show off discussing the¬†Adam Najem signing, break down the big-if-slightly-deceptive¬†win over Charleston¬†(including THAT Malik Johnson goal), talk about the Group H standings, sneak a peek at Group G, and rank the whole Eastern Conference from top to bottom on a points-per-game basis. […]